Help Me Robert

In Team Irvine News by Robert Irvine

One of my fans , Dave S. in Arkansas, sent me this and I had to share it. This was written to the tune of “Help Me Rhonda” by The Beach Boys:

Help me, Robert
Well I love to cook so I bought me a restaurant
Hired my friends and then out the customers walked
Well Robert you have the time
And I know that you can fix mine
So help me Robert
Get the people in to dine
Help me Robert
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Help me Robert yeah
Get the customers back
I need a new menu and please freshen my decor
To learn how to cook and oh so much more
You gotta help me Robert
Save this town eyesore
Help me Robert
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Help me Robert yea
Get the customers back

So funny! Thanks Dave.