Help Me Robert – Robert Irvine

Help Me Robert

One of my fans , Dave S. in Arkansas, sent me this and I had to share it. This was written to the tune of “Help Me Rhonda” by The Beach Boys:

Help me, Robert
Well I love to cook so I bought me a restaurant
Hired my friends and then out the customers walked
Well Robert you have the time
And I know that you can fix mine
So help me Robert
Get the people in to dine
Help me Robert
Help help me Robert
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Help help me Robert
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Help help me Robert
Help me Robert yeah
Get the customers back
I need a new menu and please freshen my decor
To learn how to cook and oh so much more
You gotta help me Robert
Save this town eyesore
Help me Robert
Help help me Robert
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Help me Robert
Help help me Robert
Help me Robert yea
Get the customers back

So funny! Thanks Dave.

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